jokesssssssss......

Santa: When did u get ur cellphone married?
Banta: What are u saying?? I don't understand.
Santa: Yaar its very obvious. Whenever I call u up, ur cellphone is always ENGAGED:SugarwareZ-147:

Poor joke..
 
“Your wife will hit the ceiling when you get home tonight,” said the barfly to his drinking buddy. “Yeah,” said his buddy. “She’s a lousy shot!”
 
Little Peter was taking his new puppy for a walk when a policeman stopped him.

“Has your dog got a license?” The policeman asked. “Oh, no,” answered Peter.

“He’s not old enough to drive.”
 
A drunk stumbles up to a woman in a bar and says “Hey baby, how about coming back to my place for a nightcap?

“That’ll be the day!” she says

”Well, howzabout having dinner with me tomorrow night then?”

“That’ll be the day!” she says

“Okay, why don’t we take my corporate jet and spend the weekend in Rome?”

“This’ll be the day.” She says
 
One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in.

Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically

activates the horn of the car behind you?”
 
You know how to catch a nice big trout? You look for a place in the stream where there's a sunken log or hole where the big ones like to hang out. Every day for a week, you throw in a handful of worms and a sugar cookie. On the last day, you just throw in the worms. When the trout sticks his head out of the water to see what happened to the sugar cookie, you hit him over the head with a baseball bat!
 
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