D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #83 There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full...
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #84 Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #85 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing..
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #86 Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #88 What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #89 Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #90 Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #91 What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #92 What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #93 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #94 Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #95 How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #96 Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #98 Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #99 hmmmmmmmmm ...people do comment ..i guesss u giys are not enjoing the jokes hmmmmmmmmm???
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #100 ☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
