D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #61 What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #62 What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #63 How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #64 Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.`
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #65 Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #66 A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #67 Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.....lolzzzz
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #68 I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #69 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #70 Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #71 What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool......
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #72 i can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #73 It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #74 I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #75 Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #76 You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #77 I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #78 Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #79 Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
