D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #41 Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #42 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!. . .
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #43 The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #45 WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #46 What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #47 Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #48 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #49 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #50 What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #51 Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #52 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #53 I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #54 I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #55 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #56 What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
G garora19 New member Jul 24, 2009 #57 Health Minister Azad said Television can be a great contraceptive to control population, as couple will watch TV at night instead of having sex!
Health Minister Azad said Television can be a great contraceptive to control population, as couple will watch TV at night instead of having sex!
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #58 Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #59 Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
D darxide Par 100 posts (V.I.P) Jul 24, 2009 #60 Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran
