Jokesssss

[darxide]

Hillarious Jokes for u all frenzz.. Here i will post as many jokes as i could ..hope you people will enjoy ...

 

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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found..

 

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'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

 

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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

 

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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

 

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minut

 

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

 

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.............

 

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Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

 

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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!

 

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Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

 

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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

 

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

 

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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

 

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.......

 

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Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole….....

 

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If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

 

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Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

 

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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message