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ANUJ VEER KHANNA
There is only one real tragedy in a man's life. The fact that his past is always his lover, and his future is invariably his wife.
Men are worried about how many years they have left, women how many they have had.
The worst mistake a man can ever make is to presume that a woman thinks like a man.
Give a man a fish... etc. Give a woman a fishing rod, and with any luck, she'll drown herself.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
If all men told the truth the tears of women would create another flood
Some women are so clever that you can't talk to them for ten minutes without beginning to realize how brilliant you are.
Not all men are stupid , some remain bachelors.
A woman is like a pack of cards, a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to hit her with and a spade to bury the bitch.
In this country, first you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the woman.
I live by chance, I love by choice and I kill by profession.
WIFE stands for: Worries Invited For Ever.
A man cannot be both happy and married.
A married man always goes to heaven, after experiencing hell through marriage.
Men are worried about how many years they have left, women how many they have had.
The worst mistake a man can ever make is to presume that a woman thinks like a man.
Give a man a fish... etc. Give a woman a fishing rod, and with any luck, she'll drown herself.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
If all men told the truth the tears of women would create another flood
Some women are so clever that you can't talk to them for ten minutes without beginning to realize how brilliant you are.
Not all men are stupid , some remain bachelors.
A woman is like a pack of cards, a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to hit her with and a spade to bury the bitch.
In this country, first you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the woman.
I live by chance, I love by choice and I kill by profession.
WIFE stands for: Worries Invited For Ever.
A man cannot be both happy and married.
A married man always goes to heaven, after experiencing hell through marriage.