blissful.bharti
Bharti Bolwani
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
*
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure.
The answer is 6!!!
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere. ya fir ye bata kitne hai
to 8 ke 8 tere, ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri.. 2nd sardar:
Hint de yaar !!
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him
how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the
past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and atlast I wrote
THUNK !!!"
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
*
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure.
The answer is 6!!!
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere. ya fir ye bata kitne hai
to 8 ke 8 tere, ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri.. 2nd sardar:
Hint de yaar !!
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him
how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the
past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and atlast I wrote
THUNK !!!"