jokes

[subinj]

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the
sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
:SugarwareZ-191:

 

[lewprasim]

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"