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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee
> when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was
> followed by a second one
> about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second
> coffin was a solitary man
> walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of
> 200 men walking in
> single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
>
>
>
>
>
> He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am
> so sorry for your loss,
> and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
> I've never seen a funeral
> like this with so many of you walking in single
> line. Whose funeral is it?
>
>
>
>
>
> " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for
> my wife. " What happened
> to her? " !
>
>
>
>
>
> The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
>
>
>
>
>
> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> coffin? "
>
>
>
>
>
> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
> trying to help my wife when
> the dog attacked and killed her also. "
>
>
>
>
>
> A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
> two men. Then the first
> one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
>
>
>
>
>
> The man replied "Join the queue."
> when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was
> followed by a second one
> about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second
> coffin was a solitary man
> walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of
> 200 men walking in
> single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
>
>
>
>
>
> He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am
> so sorry for your loss,
> and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
> I've never seen a funeral
> like this with so many of you walking in single
> line. Whose funeral is it?
>
>
>
>
>
> " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for
> my wife. " What happened
> to her? " !
>
>
>
>
>
> The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
>
>
>
>
>
> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> coffin? "
>
>
>
>
>
> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
> trying to help my wife when
> the dog attacked and killed her also. "
>
>
>
>
>
> A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
> two men. Then the first
> one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
>
>
>
>
>
> The man replied "Join the queue."