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Prabhat Pastor
Aboul Abed and two men were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. Aboul Abed looked astonished.


"Oh", he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager".


A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm to His ear and starts talking. When he is done he explains "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone."


Aboul Abed , feeling somewhat left out, steps out of the sauna. After a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out from between his buttocks. The other two men look astonished. "Oh," he explains, I'm just getting a Fax.
 
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that

you've forgotten?
 
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.
 
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke

that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan
 
Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500
 
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