jokes 2010

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sardar takes part in kbc,

srk-which state does river ganga flow?

sardar- oye sir! very easy questionb yar! i dont even need to see the options!

srk- (taken back) yeah? tell me then.

sardar- liquid state sir! kya ap bhi? ask some diffficult question.

the crowd started to clap loudly and all stand in respect to the answer.

Guess what? all of them were sardars!
 
If dentists make indian films? There names will be

* Daant ho na ho
* Jaanam brush karo
* Aa ab clean karen
* Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
 
As ratio of Girls is Decreasing so in Next coming time names on marriage cards might be as this one....

Rajiv & Rahul weds Mona.....
 
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nhi Ati.
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
"BAAHON" Mai Nai Ati.
 
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