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I know it's a poor 1.......br had 2 post somethin 4 downloadin attachment.Hope the moderators take notice!!
 
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'"
 
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Humare Market (Sharemarket) ke andaaz mein..... Itni shiddat se maine profit milane ki koshish ki hai.........ki sensex ne mujhe profit na dene ki saazish ki hai.......Agar tum kisi scrip mein profit milana chahte ho,,, to saara Nifty tumhe usko profit karane me lag jati hai...........Ye Market bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain....... .end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota....... to Market abhi khatam nahi hue...... Commodities abhi baaki hai mere dost....
 
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