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sabby11990

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A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto
accident. He rushed over, started handing out business
cards, and said, "I saw the whole thing. I'll take
either side."
 
gud one...here's another...

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar
 
one day before the show was about to start.ravan asked ram "hey ram ek bidi dena"...ram said "chal chal! apna bundle khareed"...then after the show was started ram asked ravan "ravan! tu sita dega ya nahi"...ravan said..."kyun tune bidi di thi?"....
 
Rajeev and Mona are flying to Australia on a two-week vacation to celebrate their 20th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajeev turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5 lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajeev, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajeev," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajeev grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 20 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"

Rajeev answers, "Thnx to U... They'll find us !
 
The staff at the office where my wife works was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had purchased for the guest of honor into the car.

Determined to bring it along, they simply held the balloon out the window as they drove to the luncheon location.

However they weren't prepared for the glares and dirty looks they were getting from pedestrians and adjoining cars at every intersection.

As the long line of traffic in front of their vehicle began to turn, they discovered that their car was right behind a long funeral procession.

There was really nothing they could do but hold on to the balloon with its large farewell message:

"GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
 
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