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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di

Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
 
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,

on our Engagement will you give me a RING?

Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
 
Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. How did he do that? Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.
 
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