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One deer asked its mother why lions nd tigers are not able to attack us now a days... Mother told.... "its because we joined a bschool... we know abt team work, coordination, etc..... but they dont know that.....; Now the baby dear asked then wat will happen if lions nd tigers also join bschool. Mother told... " they cant cope up there... it will be really hard since they would be bound to be soft nd would need to change a lot...... " its very diificult to happen......

Take it in a sense of humour..... no feelings......
 
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
 
Who is doing the work around here?
The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.

People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.

Because of the 31 million government employees, there are only 26 million left to do the work.

Six million in the armed forces leave twenty million workers.

Deduct 17 million State, county, and city employees, and we are left with three million to do the work.

There are 2,500,000 people in hospitals, asylums, and treatment facilities leaving half a million workers.

However, 450,000 of these are bums or others who will not work, leaving 50,000 to do the work.

Now, it may interest you to know that there are 49,998 people in jail so that leaves just 2 people to do all the work, and that is you and me, and I'm getting tired of doing everything myself!
 
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.


Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."


Hillary: "Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."


Al: "Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."


Tipper: "Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."
 
Dad to son :- whiskey, cigarette and women are your greatest enemies, be away from them.
Son replies :- if one cannot runs away from enemies then he is not a man
in lighter vien
 
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