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Brajendra Gupta
A muslim girl to a boy in bus: "Excuse me BhaiJaan"
Boy: Abe Bolna hai to Bhai Bol ya Jaan bol , confuse kyon karti hai!!!
 
boy went to his dad's friend home late night uncle offered him to sleep in baby's room boy refused due to baby crying nature and went to sleep in TV lounge next morning he saw a beautiful girl at the breakfast table.
Boy: who are you?
Girl: I am baby. You?
Boy: I am stupid.

Eight years old son: dad what is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explains everything to him.
kid: but dads how do I write all that's in this small box of school admission form.

For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.
 
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