Joke

A manager is known by three measures:
# The thickness of the carpet in his office.
# The area of his desk.
# The volume of his car's engine.
 
Personnel manager: "What made you leave your last job?"
Applicant: "Sickness."
Personnel manager: "And what was the problem?"
Applicant: "My boss was sick of me!"
 
Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?"

"Well a manager is the man who stands arround and watches others work, right? " the young appicant replied.

"Yes, but why did he fire you?"



"He was jelous of me. A lot of workers thought i was the manager!"
 
Personnel Manager interviewing prospective employee: "Your application states you were at your last place for 25 years. Then what made you leave the place?"

Hoperful applicant: "I was forced to-they granted me parole!"
 
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
 
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
 
A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies So, when he was approaching a field during the nighttime, instead of making any official request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"

The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!
 
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