joke..

[ARFA]

stock market is a wierd thing...

everytime a guy sells stocks, another buys them..

and they both think they r smart! :SugarwareZ-178:

 

[spatone]

Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"

 

[bighit]

Printing mistake in Question paper:

“Prove that 2/10=0.2 “is wrongly printed as” 2/10=2”

A few rocking students answered as below,

2 = TWO,
10 = TEN
TWO / TEN = WO / EN
W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)
E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2 hence proved!

 

[vasu.mogvir]

Robert: Boss, Sona kahan hai ? (Where is the Gold?)

Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Rawbert, hum to Mona ke saath soyenge!