joke

[abc.xyz]

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

 

[mili_gehe]

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t u Exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth.

 

[p_pandey]

zindagi ki mushkil raho me apka saath kaun dega????

mummy

papa

bhai

behan

dost

padosi

nahi

sirf apki apni

"CHAPPAL"

 

[mili_gehe]

B M S - BECHARA MANAGEMENT SIKHEGA.............

M B A - MASTER IN BAD ACTIVITIES............

 

[nahushm]

Wife was running after a garbage truck.

Wife: Am I too late for the garbage.

Husband following her yelled


NOT YET" JUMP IN"

 

[manojn79]

The Wongs




Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?

GO DOWN.......

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Sum Ting Wong