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Raffey Mohd
Husband : ( Returning late form work ) “Good evening Dear, I’m now
logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn…
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use…
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot
 
Dog for sale

Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?

Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
 
Yoga cures drinking

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
 
Yoga cures nail biting

A girl had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing yoga to treat the problem. Soon her fingernails started growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
 
Dogs and Cats

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!
 
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