Joke Of The DAy

[viki_rocker]

Once Rahul went to his friend Amit who is really a canjus marwadi n ask some help for making new spec, bcoz he is poor long distance eyesight.
Amit canjus take him to the tarace of his bulding n ask wht u can see in the sky.
Rahul replied Moon n stars
Then Amit said now isse jada lamba tere baap ko dekhna hai kya

 

[sandeeprules]

hahaha ..funny one
once a beggar asked a canjus marwadi for 50 paise so dat he could eat...da canjus marwadi said, "I'll giv u 10 Rs. but tell me wher u can eat for 50 ps??"

 

[shahid881]

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .


Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.



Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.


Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.


Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN........ ..

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