Joke of the day

[kumarjasapara]

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee
> when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was
> followed by a second one
> about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second
> coffin was a solitary man
> walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of
> 200 men walking in
> single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
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> He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am
> so sorry for your loss,
> and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
> I've never seen a funeral
> like this with so many of you walking in single
> line. Whose funeral is it?
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> " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for
> my wife. " What happened
> to her? " !
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> The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
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> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> coffin? "
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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
> trying to help my wife when
> the dog attacked and killed her also. "
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> A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
> two men. Then the first
> one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
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> The man replied "Join the queue."
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[kumarjasapara]

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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