Jay and Mausi

[ashvin_1]

Enjoy......................

Jay: Mausi,ladka Satyam me kaam karta hai.
Mausi: Hai ram!Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya?

Jay: kahan mausi,2 saal Satyam me rahne ke bad koi Company leti kahan hai.
Mausi: He Raam to kya 2 saal se wahin hai.

Jay: haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi.Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use.
Mausi: To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI?

Jay: Ab apraisal bhi to asani se kahan hota hai mausi.
Mausi: To kya apraisal bhi nahi hota uska?

Jay: Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal me achi rating to nahi milti hai na.Mausi.
Mausi: To kya seniors se ladta bhi hai?

Jay: Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban.
Mausi: To kya AB tak 1 baar bhi onsite nahi gaya?

Jay: Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi.
Mausi: kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai.!!

Mausi: Kaunse college se padhai ki hai?
Jay: Uska pata lagte hi hum apko khabar de denge!

Jay: To main rishta pakka samjhu mausi?
Mausi: Beta,kan khol ke sun Le.Sagi mausi hun koi sauteli maa nahi.Bhale hi Basanti
Call Center wale Chandu se shadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahi karegi.

 

[aman_00747]

good joke dear , keep posting..............

 

[aman_00747]

The main difference between men and boys is that men’s toys cost more
money.

 

[aman_00747]

The main difference between men and boys is that men’s toys cost more
money.