INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR

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Gunjan Patel

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1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man, I dont know who is Jayanthi.

2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.

3. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

4. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

5. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

6. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Every year.

8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

9. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Whole body born in punjab. (ultimate)

10. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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nic jokes..
now c dis

santa to banta: yaar tera bahut bara dil hain....i forgot my purse at home...can u lend a 1000 bucks
banta: yaar i no i hav a very big heart....so i'll giv u 10 bucks...get bak home in a rikshaw...and get ur purse....

really sad at craking jokes....
 
nic jokes..
now c dis

santa to banta: yaar tera bahut bara dil hain....i forgot my purse at home...can u lend a 1000 bucks
banta: yaar i no i hav a very big heart....so i'll giv u 10 bucks...get bak home in a rikshaw...and get ur purse....

really sad at craking jokes....sry
 
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.

The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
 
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
 
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
 
Romance Never Dies

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to ep.
sle
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
 
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar
 
Santa Singh & Banta Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.

One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to Banta.

“There’s lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here

tomorrow.” The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,

santa asked banta , “Did you mark that spot?” Banta replied,

“Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!” Santa said, “You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?”





Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position…He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM…… ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!

The second archer with a cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood’s arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM…… WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!

Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position… He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams:I AM…… SORRY



NOT BEST OF THEM ALL JUST A CONTRIBUTION FROM MY SIDE CHEERS !!!!!!!!
 
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