Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first day at schoolin the
USA .
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me * *Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand
up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People,for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should *
*be** ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about
its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm *
*gonna puke."**
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton,to Monica Lewinsky,
1997!" *
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you." *
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001." *
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" **
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005." *
USA .
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me * *Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand
up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People,for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should *
*be** ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about
its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm *
*gonna puke."**
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton,to Monica Lewinsky,
1997!" *
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you." *
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001." *
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" **
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005." *