:SugarwareZ-156:....u all like this
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child?
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says: "What do you have to say in your
defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sun ke...Wife replied: "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera.....aur us mein dahi jamane ke liye 2 boonden daalne se dahi bana tu phir
wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do boond dalne vale ka"
Husband replied : "Type writer mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? type writer ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi hath se hi likh leta to yahan par
custody ki nobat hi na aati."
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child?
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says: "What do you have to say in your
defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sun ke...Wife replied: "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera.....aur us mein dahi jamane ke liye 2 boonden daalne se dahi bana tu phir
wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do boond dalne vale ka"
Husband replied : "Type writer mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? type writer ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi hath se hi likh leta to yahan par
custody ki nobat hi na aati."
