nick18_in
Nikhil Gadodia
Marriage :
> Every man should get married some time;
> after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> --Anonymous
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
> can have;
> the older she gets the more interested he is
> in her.
>
> --Agatha Christie
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not
> fair that some men
> should be happier than others.
>
> --Oscar Wild
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>
>
> Don't marry for money; you can borrow it
> cheaper.
>
> --Scottish Proverb
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
> for two years.
>
> --Sam Kinison
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> expensive answers
> that your wife will give you for free.
>
> --Anonymous
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Bachelors know more about women than married
> men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
>
> --H. L. Mencken
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Men have a better time than women; for one
> thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die
> earlier.
>
> --H. L. Mencken
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
> bicycle."
>
> - U2
>
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>
>
> Marriage is a three-ring circus:
> --engagement ring
> --wedding ring
> ---suffering
>
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>
> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
> why.
> When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
> wonders why.
>
>
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>
> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>
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>
>
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
> can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
> wife.
>
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>
>
> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
> way back.
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
> anniversary?"
> She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
> I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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>
>
> We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
>
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>
>
> My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours That was
> only for the estimate.
>
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>
>
> She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
> Then the mud fell off.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> One Husband in a Bar:
> She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I
> too late for the garbage?"
> Following her down the street I yelled, "No,
> jump in!"
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>
>
> Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to
> ever get married.
> He says "the wedding rings look too much like
> miniature handcuffs....."
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>
> The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after
> you let him in!
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A man placed some flowers on the grave of is dearly
> departed mother and started back toward his car
> when his attention was diverted to another man
> kneeling at a grave.
> The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity
> and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did
> you have to die?"
> The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't
> wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
> demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
> before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A
> parent?"
> The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
> then replied, "My wife's first husband."
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned
> over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
> over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
> The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled
> "It really works!"
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
> loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
>
> Every man should get married some time;
> after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> --Anonymous
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
> can have;
> the older she gets the more interested he is
> in her.
>
> --Agatha Christie
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not
> fair that some men
> should be happier than others.
>
> --Oscar Wild
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Don't marry for money; you can borrow it
> cheaper.
>
> --Scottish Proverb
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
> for two years.
>
> --Sam Kinison
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> expensive answers
> that your wife will give you for free.
>
> --Anonymous
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Bachelors know more about women than married
> men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
>
> --H. L. Mencken
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Men have a better time than women; for one
> thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die
> earlier.
>
> --H. L. Mencken
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
> bicycle."
>
> - U2
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Marriage is a three-ring circus:
> --engagement ring
> --wedding ring
> ---suffering
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
> why.
> When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
> wonders why.
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
> can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
> wife.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
> way back.
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
> anniversary?"
> She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
> I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours That was
> only for the estimate.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
> Then the mud fell off.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> One Husband in a Bar:
> She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I
> too late for the garbage?"
> Following her down the street I yelled, "No,
> jump in!"
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to
> ever get married.
> He says "the wedding rings look too much like
> miniature handcuffs....."
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>
> The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after
> you let him in!
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A man placed some flowers on the grave of is dearly
> departed mother and started back toward his car
> when his attention was diverted to another man
> kneeling at a grave.
> The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity
> and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did
> you have to die?"
> The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't
> wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
> demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
> before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A
> parent?"
> The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
> then replied, "My wife's first husband."
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned
> over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
> over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
> The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled
> "It really works!"
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
> loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
>
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