how to kill the above person

MAXDROIT

MAXDROIT

Vyankatesh Rathi
..hey let c how weckier u can get...yamraaj retire hone waale hai...so there is openin for the post of yamraaj...so tell how to kill person above u n the best will get tht job.....package is 2 fairies of heaven per wek...khana or bhens cab free...so guy shoot the person above u...definitely im invincible...akhir god hai hum...lets play
 
MAXDROIT said:
..hey let c how weckier u can get...yamraaj retire hone waale hai...so there is openin for the post of yamraaj...so tell how to kill person above u n the best will get tht job.....package is 2 fairies of heaven per wek...khana or bhens cab free...so guy shoot the person above u...definitely im invincible...akhir god hai hum...lets play
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The most deadly way to kill MAX is a combination of 2 extreme and gruesome ways...

First make Max watch 12 hrs of non stop Ekta K(r)apoor soaps. But do not stop @ this...the remaining 12 hrs shud be spent on making him listen to 12 hrs of non stop HIMESH Reshammiya songs :fear: :fear: ..

24 Hrs later you have a dead Max (I think many will be happy to see this) with you and that too a bloodless murder :big_grin:

People are sure to point out that Max being invincible cant be killed...well well guess wot. you guys dont know the power of Ekta n Reshamiya. Now you can start killing me
 
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shrijit_s said:
The most deadly way to kill someone is a combination of 2 extreme and gruesome ways...

First make that person watch 12 hrs of non stop Ekta K(r)apoor soaps. But do not stop @ this...the remaining 12 hrs shud be spent on making him/her listen to 12 hrs of non stop HIMESH Reshammiya songs ..

24 Hrs later you have a dead body with you and that too a bloodless murder
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I would go for Ekta Kapoor.... i feel like puking at the mention of the name.... but himesh songs are good man!

Personal choice ;)

Another way would be by watching too many SRK movies.... slow death.... :(
 
Put him on the india pakistan border with a 2 face flag that shows indian flag in pakistan side and pakistani flag in indian side.

Aab tera kya hoga kaliya
 
Inject 666 ml of concoction containing U-235 with small amounts of Cocaine & P CnD, bury him in 3 miles of toxic waste and then Nuke it :D

he ha ha ha.........
 
nah buddy....make him drink lots of Colas...and them make him study in an institute where Quota is existent...and then make him start a business venture as "Hitlers Cross"...and with that also pass the bill for Euthanasia....

may you die in Peace....or in Pieces.......who Cares...
 
well more simpler ways then these make him watch ram gopal varmas movies he wud commit suicide on its own ya dont show phoonk or else he will die of laughing the best comedy muvee of the year
 
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