Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ************ Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ************ Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ************ Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************ Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ************ * Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again ************ After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The wife replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
