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Avishkar Agarwal
1) why did ghosts have party?
ANS. They wanted to lift their spirits
2) where do ghosts like to swim?
ANS. In the dead sea…
3) where do vampires keep their savings?
ANS. In the blood bank
4) how do you make a witch to itch?
ANS. That’s simple, just take away the ‘W’
:SugarwareZ-254:
Intellect of Doctor n Patient
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a Cat
Doc.: How long have you felt like this?
Patient: Since I was a Kitten
Patient: Doc., what did X-Ray of my head show?
Doc.: Nothing>>> haha
Patient: Doctor I feel like a sleep
Doc.: That’s Baaaaaaaaaadd! HAAAAAAAH
Two TV aerial met one day on a rooftop. They instantly fell in love and decided to to get married. The wedding was nothing but the reception was excellent.
Q. What did a dog say when his master stopped him chewing the paper?
A. You took words out of my mouth.
Different
A teacher instructed the class to write an essay on a football match.
Rahul finished the essay within two minutes.
He had written, “Due to heavy Rain , the match was postponed”
ANS. They wanted to lift their spirits
2) where do ghosts like to swim?
ANS. In the dead sea…
3) where do vampires keep their savings?
ANS. In the blood bank
4) how do you make a witch to itch?
ANS. That’s simple, just take away the ‘W’
:SugarwareZ-254:
Intellect of Doctor n Patient
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a Cat
Doc.: How long have you felt like this?
Patient: Since I was a Kitten
Patient: Doc., what did X-Ray of my head show?
Doc.: Nothing>>> haha
Patient: Doctor I feel like a sleep
Doc.: That’s Baaaaaaaaaadd! HAAAAAAAH
Two TV aerial met one day on a rooftop. They instantly fell in love and decided to to get married. The wedding was nothing but the reception was excellent.
Q. What did a dog say when his master stopped him chewing the paper?
A. You took words out of my mouth.
Different
A teacher instructed the class to write an essay on a football match.
Rahul finished the essay within two minutes.
He had written, “Due to heavy Rain , the match was postponed”