Mysterious quests
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes as one of your wishes?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Does cupid have a girlfriend?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes as one of your wishes?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Does cupid have a girlfriend?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
nrj
New member
Smile Guranteed :big_grin:
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked,
" Then why did you eat him?"
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked,
" Then why did you eat him?"
nrj
New member
Some SANTA SARDAR JOKES--->
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?