ha ha ha

MAXDROIT

Vyankatesh Rathi
A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice. "

bollo tara ra ra.....

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. "

The Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and
Bangladeshi.
He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that, we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice ."
JAI HIND
 
Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
 
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua

to rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jehlla nahi jata

dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....

ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
 
1. AANSU TERE HO TO AANKH MERI HO,
ZAKHM TERE HO TO KHUN MERA HO,
KAM TU KARE AUR PAGAR MERI HO !!!

2. BAHUT KHUBSURAT HO TUM,
KHUD KO DUNIYA KI NAZAR SE BACHAYA KARO,
SIRF AANKHON ME KAJAL HI KAFI NAHI HAI,
GALE ME NIMBU AUR MIRCH BHI LAGAYA KARO !!!

3. A WISE GUY TO SARDAR :
3 WAYS TO BREAK A MIRROR -
1) TAKE A STONE AND THROW IT ON MIRROR
2) TAKE THE MIRROR IN HANDS AND LEAVE IT DOWN
3) U JUST STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR...

4. EVERY MORNING, WHEN YOU WAKE UP, REMEMBER TWO THINGS -
1) TO PRAY GOD SO THAT U CAN LIVE LONG
2) TO TAKE BATH SO THAT OTHERS CAN LIVE LONG

5. SANTA FALLS IN LOVE WITH NURSE...
AFTER MUCH THINKING...HE FINALLY WWRITES A LETTER TO HER -
"I LOVE U SISTER" !!!!!

:SugarwareZ-191:
 
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao

She: Sandal nikaloon kya!

He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
 
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!!

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
 
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya

Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya

Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....

Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....

Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko......
abbey aage bhi to bol
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko!!!!!


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
 
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