Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L. K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadavwere travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and allthree of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at thedoorstep of death. He asks
PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, forLaloo, Yama had already decided that the should be sent to HELL. Laloois not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to whythis
discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served thepublic. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be aformal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; andshould not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived notions. Yamaagrees to this and asks all the
three of them to appear for an Englishtest.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo'sturn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests thathe doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was givena tough question and thus forced to fail with false
intent.
Yamathen agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chanceassuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide anequal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLABHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write"BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write"BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo isextremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other twoweren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test inhistory.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that hewould not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India getIndependence?" . He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "Howmany people died during the independence
struggle?" . He gets nervous.Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000
and passes.
It's Laloo'sturn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to goto HELL.
Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREWYOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE............
PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, forLaloo, Yama had already decided that the should be sent to HELL. Laloois not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to whythis
discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served thepublic. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be aformal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; andshould not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived notions. Yamaagrees to this and asks all the
three of them to appear for an Englishtest.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo'sturn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests thathe doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was givena tough question and thus forced to fail with false
intent.
Yamathen agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chanceassuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide anequal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLABHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write"BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write"BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo isextremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other twoweren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test inhistory.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that hewould not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India getIndependence?" . He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "Howmany people died during the independence
struggle?" . He gets nervous.Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000
and passes.
It's Laloo'sturn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to goto HELL.
Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREWYOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE............
