Funny ways to propose (Valentine's Special)

milind20

milind20

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............
(at your own risk!!!)

1. (Walk up behind girl/boy and point fingers shaped like gun into her/his back) "You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
( girl/boy: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from heaven?" "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"

10. Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.

11. Are you lost?
'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

13. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

14. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

15. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

I REPEAT - AT YOUR OWN RISK.
 
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tanuja_kelkar

New member
Glorious Ways to Propose by guys:-


1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye,
run down
your cheek, and die on your lips.
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL
day
long.
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from
heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by
you again?
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look
that good.
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.


And Replies To those proposals by Girls :-

1 : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2 : So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
3 : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4 : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5 : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
6 : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7 : (maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8 : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure
you of a
place!
9 : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra
 
milind20

milind20

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
hey i m sure u r experienced in this. but this was not for u. i hope u understand. :lol:
 
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Business-education

New member
Re: Funny ways to propose (Valentine's Special)

HAHA, that was inspirational but , just check out some fire crackers of laughter. Just cry out loud while laughing.

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.
Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
 
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Ahanablueeye

MP Guru
Latest Propose Day SMS, Quotes

I Love You For Not
What You Are
But What I Become
When I Am There With You.
SO Be With Me Forever…Happy Propose Day
 
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dharmikmoni

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Funny ways to propose (Valentine's Special)

Give me your (he/she) Best Friend phone number i like to inform then, i am in love with his/her best friend.
 
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poornima lagadapati

Active member
milind20 said:
Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............
(at your own risk!!!)

1. (Walk up behind girl/boy and point fingers shaped like gun into her/his back) "You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
( girl/boy: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from heaven?" "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"

10. Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.

11. Are you lost?
'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

13. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

14. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

15. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

I REPEAT - AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Lol...this is so funny
 
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jitenmazee996

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Here are some more funny ways to propose to your loved ones:


Express your feelings by writing "Marry Me" on the chocolate glaze of your lover's dessert place and say. Let's add more sugar to the dessert. Will I always love you as my flavor?"

Make a collection of your most humorous and endearing instances, and at the conclusion write, leave a blank page. Then add the phrase "Our next chapter begins with a 'Yes.' Will you?"

Enjoy a board game together and say when you make it to the last level, "Are you prepared for the biggest challenge yet? We call it 'Marriage.' How do you proceed?"
 
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jitenmazee996

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Jun1203 said:
I'll use some of these
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You must try this also.
Act as though the ring is missing, then create a humorous scenario where you discover it. Have the ring kept nearby and make an amusing "discovery," and then ask the question. Will you be my love?
 
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