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Straight Facts about Chocolates


· If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

· Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

· The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

· Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

· If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

· If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

· Money talks. Chocolate sings.

· Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

· Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Answer - Because no one wants to quit.

· Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.

 

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chocolates are dangerous if overeaten cos they make a woman more sweeter to a man.... and a man hotter to a woman........