Dats funny

prasad8

New member
1.Before you choose to piss me off,I suffer from a mental illness so could easily kill you and plead insanity!

2.Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

3.My plans for the weekend? I'm going to walmart's parking lot and put sticky notes on the windshields that say "sorry for the damage"and then watch the people look for it.
 
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