milind20
Milind Gandhi
>*CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020* *
>Operator :* "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
>*Customer: *"Hello, can I order.."
>
>*Operator :* "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
>
>*Operator :* "OK... you're... Mr. Joe and you're calling from 17 Seattle
>USA. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
>is
>0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
>
>*Operator :* "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
>*Operator :* "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"How come?"
>
>*Operator :* "According to your medical
>records, you have high blood
>pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>*Operator :* "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>*Customer: *"How do you know for sure?"
>
>*Operator :* "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
>the
>National Library last week Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
>will that cost?"
>
>*Operator :* "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
>is
>49.99"
>
>*Customer: *"Can I pay by credit card?"
>
>*Operator :* "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
>over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
>That's excluding the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
>
>*Customer: *"I guess I have
>to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
>some cash before your guy arrives"
>
>*Operator :* "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
>daily
>limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>*Customer: *"Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
>long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>*Operator :* "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
>come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>*Customer: *" What!"
>
>*Operator :* "According to the details in system ,you own a
>Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
>
>*Customer: *" ????"
>
>*Operator :* "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
>bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>*Operator :* "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
>diabetic....... "
>
>
>*Customer: **#$$^%&$@$%^* </#$$%5E%25&$@$%25%5E>
>
>*Operator:* "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
>were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
>
>*Customer:* [Faints]
>Operator :* "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
>*Customer: *"Hello, can I order.."
>
>*Operator :* "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
>
>*Operator :* "OK... you're... Mr. Joe and you're calling from 17 Seattle
>USA. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
>is
>0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
>
>*Operator :* "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
>*Operator :* "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"How come?"
>
>*Operator :* "According to your medical
>records, you have high blood
>pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>*Operator :* "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>*Customer: *"How do you know for sure?"
>
>*Operator :* "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
>the
>National Library last week Sir"
>
>*Customer: *"OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
>will that cost?"
>
>*Operator :* "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
>is
>49.99"
>
>*Customer: *"Can I pay by credit card?"
>
>*Operator :* "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
>over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
>That's excluding the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
>
>*Customer: *"I guess I have
>to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
>some cash before your guy arrives"
>
>*Operator :* "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
>daily
>limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>*Customer: *"Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
>long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>*Operator :* "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
>come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>*Customer: *" What!"
>
>*Operator :* "According to the details in system ,you own a
>Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
>
>*Customer: *" ????"
>
>*Operator :* "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>*Customer: *"Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
>bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>*Operator :* "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
>diabetic....... "
>
>
>*Customer: **#$$^%&$@$%^* </#$$%5E%25&$@$%25%5E>
>
>*Operator:* "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
>were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
>
>*Customer:* [Faints]