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#Skills for getting ready
Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot.
As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.
# Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.
# Q. Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
# Need for Speed
Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.
# Who is faster?
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
# Not like last week
In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball.
'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!
# Height of optimism
What is the height of optimism ?
Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
# How did you recognise me?
After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team after yet another tournament, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Being in Bangalore, Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"
# Notice any difference
The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'
# Last one was a duck
When India was playing a one day match in Delhi, an ardent Indian fan whose wife was having delivery the same day decided to watch the match and visit the hospital later.
The match began, two quick Indian wickets fell. The fan was disappointed and he decided to call his wife and dialed her. By mistake he called the stadium instead of the hospital.
He asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor "So what's the result, Sir ?" The man replied "It's still in process, two are out, nine are left and the last one was a duck !!!"
He fainted.
# "Gavaskar" & "Border"
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says,
"What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!"
The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"
# Real meaning of Mohammed Azharuddin
M-ay i have
O-ne crore please to
H-atch a consipiracy
A-against
M-y
M-otherland and to
E-nsure
D-efeat of my country
A-ll I need to score is a
Z-ero, and I will
H-ave to see that
A-nother few batsmen
R-un themselves out.
U-nlucky
D-ay will be my comments after the
D-efeat of
I-ndian
N-ation
Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot.
As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.
# Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.
# Q. Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
# Need for Speed
Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.
# Who is faster?
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
# Not like last week
In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball.
'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!
# Height of optimism
What is the height of optimism ?
Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
# How did you recognise me?
After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team after yet another tournament, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Being in Bangalore, Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"
# Notice any difference
The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'
# Last one was a duck
When India was playing a one day match in Delhi, an ardent Indian fan whose wife was having delivery the same day decided to watch the match and visit the hospital later.
The match began, two quick Indian wickets fell. The fan was disappointed and he decided to call his wife and dialed her. By mistake he called the stadium instead of the hospital.
He asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor "So what's the result, Sir ?" The man replied "It's still in process, two are out, nine are left and the last one was a duck !!!"
He fainted.
# "Gavaskar" & "Border"
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says,
"What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!"
The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"
# Real meaning of Mohammed Azharuddin
M-ay i have
O-ne crore please to
H-atch a consipiracy
A-against
M-y
M-otherland and to
E-nsure
D-efeat of my country
A-ll I need to score is a
Z-ero, and I will
H-ave to see that
A-nother few batsmen
R-un themselves out.
U-nlucky
D-ay will be my comments after the
D-efeat of
I-ndian
N-ation
