savio13
Savio Cabral
* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* Two wrongs do not make a right, but four rights don't get youanywhere.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've nevertried before.
* Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
* Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
* If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple ofpayments.
* Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade!
* Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
* Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
* Chastity is curable, if detected early.
* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you....
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* Two wrongs do not make a right, but four rights don't get youanywhere.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've nevertried before.
* Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
* Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
* If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple ofpayments.
* Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade!
* Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
* Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
* Chastity is curable, if detected early.
* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you....