COMPANY FULL FORM

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vishal_1986

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Hello Friends,

Here I am sharing COMPANY FULL FORM, Hope it may help you.

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
 
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Fire Cracker Full form jokes:

CLASS : come late and sleep silenntly

STUDY : sleep,tv,unlimited-sms,dota,youtube

HOMEWORK : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

TEXTBOOK : texing+facebook

MATHS : Mentelly Admited Teacher Harassing Students
 
WIFE - WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.

IBM - Implicitly Boring Machines

BAAN - Beggars Association and Nerds

HUGHES - Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

AT&T - All Troubles & Terrible

LLB - Laal Lugdewali Bai

MBBS - Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet

BSNL - Bahar Sadakpar Nikalkar Laga OR Bhul Se Na Lena

MBA - Member of Bhikari Association

NRI - Non Reliable Indians OR Na Raha Indian
 
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