BRIEF CASE

Idol thoughts

Once again, idols are drinking milk, sending the faithful into a frenzy of devout hysteria, convinced that this is divine manifestation. They believe this is a miracle beyond the comprehension of rationalists who anyway don't understand God.

Initially cynical, allegedly rational people have returned from a demonstration of milk drinking idols and have become proselytised instantly. The retelling then is embellished a good deal. There is another possibility, one that should not be dismissed out of hand.

What if you are convinced that it is impossible for a miracle to occur and there is no such thing as divine manifestation? What would you do? You would look for alternate explanations. If you find one, well and good. But even if you did not at first, you would still not call it divine.

For instance, you are convinced that there is no such thing as a ghost, and someday you happen to see an image of someone long dead at your window; would you look for an alternate explanation or scream ghost?

Everything we do not understand is not necessarily divine. Once upon a time, fire was considered to be divine manifestation. So was a rainbow or thunderstorm. Now we know differently. You cannot see or smell pheromones, but we know they exist allowing animals to communicate their desires long distance.

There is sound outside human hearing, dogs can hear it. Dogs identify one individual from another only by smell; you cannot, no matter how acute your sense of smell is, identify your most intimate friend merely by smelling him. Diet imparts a particular odour to the body of the eater but it is not individual specific.

When dogs unerringly identify a person by smell, we don't call it a metaphysical event. Someday we will find an explanation for this manifestation of idols drinking milk. Why just milk? Why not try tea, Coke, fruit juice, any liquid?

Suppose a prankster offered muddy water to an idol and it disappeared, would it prove that God was unhygienic? Do we have the courage to carry out such experiments?

Will we bravely make the same offerings to other articles made of the same materials as the idols and see if the liquid is absorbed? What if it turned out that the phenomena were not really idol specific after all? Uncomfortable questions.
 
Hey dude nice article...I also agree that the mankind have not found out all the secrets of the universe and something that is beyond our understanding is termed as divine or supernatural...but what i appreciate abt it is that even though it(drinking of milk) may have a rational explanation it gives faith and hope to those believers that there is something divine which will looking out for them.
 
Hey dude nice article...I also agree that the mankind have not found out all the secrets of the universe and something that is beyond our understanding is termed as divine or supernatural...but what i appreciate abt it is that even though it(drinking of milk) may have a rational explanation it gives faith and hope to those believers that there is something divine which will looking out for them.
 
Plutonic Love

Hi dear! As I am penning these few words, you must be shedding tears in your oblong orbit in the far away Kuiper Belt. I understand that 70 years of existence in the planetary list is too inconsequential a period in the cosmic calendar. You will be forgotten soon. But we Indians are a bunch of grateful people who believe strongly in the ethos of remembrance.

We look after our babus with generosity by offering them handsome largesse when they go after 60 years of idyllic existence in the name of public service.

But alas! India doesn't have proprietary rights over you. As you are born underprivileged in terms of mass and gravity, perhaps, we could have ensured your place through an appropriate cosmological reservation policy with the active support of all the political parties.

Dear brother, why did you keep mum about your precarious situation earlier? Probably we could have procured forged documents from Patna to be sent to Prague certifying that your orbit is not oblong and you have enough mass like our mass leaders do.

We have very strong reasons to help you. We suspect that the foreign hand is at work again to demolish the age-old treatise of Indian astrology based on Navagraha.

And this would mean rewriting history again more than the science as we are very good at that craft. Make no mistake, today it's poor you, tomorrow it could be Saturn or Jupiter.

We are also now haunted by the fear that the earth would soon join your bandwagon when the Astronomical Union would be taken over by ETs in the near future and dislodge our planet from the list of eight planets.

Propelled by this fear we are all joining hands to fight for the immediate scrapping of the SETI project. Dear brother Pluto, I am writing this to tell you that there is also a silver lining in this otherwise gloomy picture.

You will be happy to know that major political parties in this country have decided to put your demotion on the political agenda in the coming elections.

They feel that all other issues bedevilling this country have either been taken care of or they are too messy to be dug out of their mass graves at this crucial time. All is well that ends well. Let's pray you get back your lost place.
 
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