Bollywood and Marketing Humouressness







Its Sometimes like "kuch kuch hota hai tum nahi samjoge"



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There are some reasons you don’t even know and are aware of that marketing then what is it that went wrong in your marketing. Analysis of your own efforts is quite tough I mean you may never know what went wrong. Let’s have a look at points that experts say can be one of the reasons in your marketing efforts going wrong.

Acting like body without brains

What do you call a body without brains? Are they of any use? Are they worth for anybody?

Biggest question is that body worth for the ones who own it?

Well if the answer is no then is your marketing activity without a planned strategy won’t give you that results you are expecting.

It would like “A student who hasn’t studies anything and expecting to TOP the exams”

Over here the situation is that the guy thinks he is an expert knows more than everyone else in town



Kya baat hai kay cheez hai paisa[/i]

Kya baat hai kay cheez hai paisa[/i]

Kya baat hai kay cheez hai paisa[/i]

Yes very true you dont have enough money and hence you restrict yourself and your interactions with the society and you limit your target, instead of thinking of capturing any segment of the market with limited finance you need to plan which segment of yours can give you more returns targeting them.



“Eikach upay hai boss” stop all the marketing activities of your to know where you lack in your marketing efforts, think over for few weeks for the marketing plans that you have made.



Your heart and brain isn’t in sync. When your heart and brain isn’t in sync you stay always confused with doubts and queries in question and you hesitate to take steps forward and take initiative; not having a clear integration between sales and marketing can only result in failed marketing programs, costing you lost revenue opportunities and wasted expenses.

Let us cite some examples really weird that bring out weird outcomes of marketing.

Honda had launched their new car "Fitta[/b]" into Nordic countries in 2001.

Now what’s new in Honda introducing cars and all but the fun lies in the name that they had given to car.

Apparently since the meaning of that word meant vulgar in Swedish language they renamed it as Honda Jazz

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Turn it Loose = Suffer from Diarrhea

Yes the above translation is really true when done in Spanish language

Turn it Loose was a slogan of Coors when translated into Spanish it meant "Suffer From Diarrhea."

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Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.

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The Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger- lickin’ good" came out as "eat your fingers off."

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Salem cigarettes, "Salem - Feeling Free," got translated in the Japanese market into "When smoking Salem, you feel so refreshed that your mind seems to be free and empty."

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In Italy Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.

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Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach."


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"When you got it, flaunt it." Braniff Airlines

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“It's what your right arm's for.” Courage Tavern Ale

"Where's the beef?" Wendy's

"Your flexible friend." Access

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If you dont wanna make your marketing efforts that you put in taking 1000 times hard work on the strategy sometimes thinking logically and rationally can help you achieve thigns that a smart guy can achieve without much stress and deep thought process which sometimes bring out nothing but having your image at stake. At the end would like to say the way i started saying kuch kuch hota but you need to get known of whats happening in your office/company/organisation because the outcome shouldn't be like kabhi khushi kabhi gham.



 
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