vishal_1986
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Read what happened to bill after death
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you
helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every
home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm
going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference
between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will
help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill.
"Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to
a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and
despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the
water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you
helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every
home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm
going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference
between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will
help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill.
"Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to
a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and
despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the
water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"