AnNa RasCala..Mind IT!!!

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Rajnikanth jokes::SugarwareZ-256:out::brushteeth::fencing:

ek bar RAM aur RAVAN serious yudh kar rahe the
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Tabhi Raven ne kisi ko peeche dekha
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aur bola le yar tu rakh le Sita mujhe nai chayiye...
tabhi Ram bole abe rukh kya hua.....
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tabhi Ravan bola bas yar itni si bat ke liye Rajnikanth ko bula diya....:brushteeth:

 

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Lord Shiva : Meri Trishul Kahan Hai..????

Parvati : Rajnikanth le gaya...

Shiva : Kyun..??

Parvati : Maggi khaane ke liye !!!!!!!

 

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Lord Shiva : Meri Trishul Kahan Hai..????

Parvati : Rajnikanth le gaya...

Shiva : Kyun..??

Parvati : Maggi khaane ke liye !!!!!!!

 

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Thank god.. KOLAVERI is sung by RAJNI's son-in-law..
if RAJNI himself wud've sang it then it wud've been our NATIONAL ANTHEM

 

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Once a farmer put rajnikanth%u2019s photo instead of a scarecrow in his farm u wont believe what
happnd
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the birds were bringing back the
crops taken last year!!!!

 

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Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else.

 

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Best of both words...

Sachin Tendulkar's mom name is "RAJNI" & his coach was "ramaKANT".... Whoo! The unnoticed Fact.

 

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Even Gajini remembers Rajni

 

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India

Virend(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Patha(N)
Dhon(I)
Virat (K)ohli
Gaut(A)m
ZKha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win

RAJNIKANTH
jisme ho wo haregi kya?

 

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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?

Because RAJNIKANTH lives in the South and no one can point at him.

 

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Once Rajni told a Lady - "Tu Stage Pe Jaake GA"

& Now that lady is known as "LADYGAGA".

 

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Rajnikant ka 1 Rupya Balcony Se Niche Gir Gaya
Rajni Niche Gaya But Usse Coin Nahi Mila..
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Kyun?
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Kyuki Rajni Coin Se Pehle Niche Pahuch Gaya !!

 

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The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN was less than the parking lot collection of ROBOT.

 

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After 100 years, Year will be referred as

BR AND AR...................

before Ranjinikanth and after Rajinikanth !!

 

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Who killed Jessica?
I got the answer
Rajinikanth = Perfect....(1)
No one = Perfect....(2)
by equation (1) & (2),
No one = rajnikanth.....(3)
But we all know that No one killed Jessica
Substituting No one by Rajnikanth ,
Rajnikanth killed jessica