A REALLY FORMAL LOVE LETTER...............LOOK AT IT

[coolneel]

Dearest Ms XYZ,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.


I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

 

[Business-education]

HAHAHA!!! That was just hilarious, fully laugh out loud moment for me. Here are some fire crackers from my side.

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).

I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'SPIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.

This is a COLGATE ENE! RGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your mother who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my mother who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

If our mother say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) .

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other.

And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK ! (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable).

So never forget me. Ok bye! I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

Yours

LG (digitally yours).