HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A CRICKET MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS: "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ELECTRICIAN PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."...