John was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after his wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to John, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The...
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Once up on a time an old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. So the old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad...
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny...
Common lines after people get drunk...
1.Tu Mera bhai hai...
2.Gaadi mai Chalaunga...
3.Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai...
4.Tu bura mat manana bhai...
5.Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
6.Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...
7.Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
8.Ye...
A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen...
A Nice Article about Love
by Swami Vivekananda . . .
I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were
sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with
some water and held it before me, and said this:
"You see this water carefully...
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Hello Gurus
I m Sam studying in T.Y BMS in Mumbai
I need to work on some project as per my acadmeia.
While googling I found the site...And I liked it very much
This has become Love at first sight for me.
I hope I will be benifited from the site and the senior people out here.
As well as I...
Hi Manparades,
This is sarfraz, an sybms student from Bhavans college, Andheri.
Anybody who want to make friends or want any help, i m always available and my email id is [email protected]
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ORIGINAL:
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai............pyar ka eerada hai............
aur ek vaada hai............J..a....a..n..a...m........
REMIX:
Tumko maarne ki tamanna hai......dushmani ka eerada hai..........
aur ek vaada hai..............Z.....a...a...l...i...m.........
ORIGINAL:
Tum paas...