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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: A womens point of view? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can...

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains andbodily function's. One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. Iwake up every morning at seven and it takes me twentyminutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I getup at eight and I sit there and grunt and...

There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think us women are week, dumb, cantankerous...or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the...

MEN TALK TOO LESS THAN WOMAN.. ANYONE TO ARGUE???

Do men use less words than women? I had read this thing somewhere (don't ask me the source coz i don't remember)----"Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000." WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THIS....ARE WOMEN MORE TALKATIVE..?

1 . (Whatever) Men: What should we have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why dont we have mexican ? Women: No not mexican , the last time i got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too ? Men: Hmm..... I...

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman...

Client of Alchemist HR services Pvt Ltd - . Degree/Higher Diploma in building services or related discipline2. Good understanding of electrical, power, water, air conditioning, fire drainage systems installation3. Must be able to...

17 Rules Between Men and Women 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. 5. The...

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you...

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Women discovered...

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1. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 2. NAMES If...

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?

After the Economy slowdown Girls are looking for REAL LOVE

Australian media scathing of Ponting's men SYDNEY: "Outbatted, Outbowled, Outcaptained", "Era of domination at an end" - the Australian media was scathing on Wednesday in its criticism of the world champions' dismal show on Tuesday at the second Test against India at Mohali on the outskirts of...

Banned from Wal-Mart After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife...

Honorable MEN "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table...