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Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes, #1,#2, and #3. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," the departing CEO...

If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. If you don't do it, you're lazy. But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. If you make a mistake, you're an goober. But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human'. If you take...

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charge", said the brain, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so...

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared...

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a Oil Company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise...

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended...

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the customer. The owner says "Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research."...

Your own personal effectiveness is a key contributor in terms of what you achieve as a manager or leader. It is easy to focus all of your attention on others but there are significant gains to be made by being more personally effective. What action can you take to improve your personal...

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Company : A BIG FIVE CONSULTING FIRM & A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY Location : Mumbai Position : HR Rep Sr.Manager No of Vac : 2 Education : MBA Experience : 8+years Salary : 10-14 (Lacs/Annum) essential details Hands-on employee relations experience preferred. Career management...

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Ask a manager what kind of boss they are * the typical response is: "I do a good job." A manager will often respond by saying: "I'm able to get things done. I accomplish goals within a specified time period and I utilize team members effectively." Ask team members or employees the same question...

Are You Really A Leader Or Merely A Manager ? By Jonathan Farrington "There is a difference between leadership and management. Leadership is of the spirit; management is of the mind. Managers are necessary, but leaders are essential. We must find managers who are not only skilled organisers...

Here dis describes about the various levels in HR post and there skills

I recently watched an online video listing the things that managers do that de-motivate employees. You might want to check it out before reading the rest of this post: HOW BOSSES DEMOTIVATE PEOPLE. While the behaviors in the video are common and annoying, some of that stuff seemed, well, kinda...

Job Description � Identify potential Financial Consultants (Insurance Agents) based on agreed profiles and ensure recruitment in accordance with the business plan. � Initially, for the first three months to achieve targets of direct sales and recruit the minimum expected number of...

Job Description Key Result Areas: 1.Performance Mangement; -Monthly stack data processing -Performance counseling for PIP cases -Annual/Mid term promotions 2.Compensation and Benefit -Salary fixation for promotions and lateral movement thru IJPs -Annual Hikes 3.Manpower planning -Bu Org...

The first steps to becoming a really great manager are simply common sense; but common sense is not very common. This article suggests some common-sense ideas on the subject of great management. The major problem when you start to manage is that you do not actually think about management issues...

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