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Hey friends lets have some laugh now... Lets start posting jokes in this thread... So, lets see, how much can one make others laugh????????

Great Indian Mom! A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made...

Hi Friends Laugh brings peace to mind and Heart. Tell about your views and opinion on this topic.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU??? ? ? ? DONT KNOW THE ANS??? SCROLL DOWN! . . . . . . . . . . EVEN I DONT KNOW THE ANS!!!!!! HA! HA!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1:bigsmile:

An honest lawyer An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first...

mba is all about laugh.. at times stress gets too much n makes thigns worse.. so all u can do is laugh.... n let it go...

Take time to laugh ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no ------ Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg. Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give...

The New Employee Interview Guide Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs...

Recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they...

:SugarwareZ-191: Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room...

"Can you increase my salary?" This is a question which is almost a taboo at workplaces in India. However, in China, this is something which one hears often. And it comes from those employees who want to stick around with a company, make a career with it and contribute to its growth. Another...

On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Companys American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a...

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and Santa Singh were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers? The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered The Hindu got angry. The Muslim replied:’Chameli ‘Ha I clean my shit with...

Six Months to Live--and Laugh On the day a woman learns she has only a short time to live, she meets someone who shows her the humorous side. By Dorothy G. Hensley Editor's Note: Dorothy G. Hensley, age 89, is in the final months of her battle with congestive heart disease. We received...

******************************************************* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ******************************************************* After you, my love, my...

The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put...

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While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam...

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.". Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of...